How Chuck Norris are you?

There are many people in the world, few of whom are Chuck Norris. In fact, the people-to-Chuck ratio has been estimated at 6.4 billion to 1. Thats 6.4 billion human beings to every 1 Chuck Norris.

But, among those 6.4 billion, a small few rise up uder the banner of Chuck, and learn of his greatness. How high are YOU in the hierarchy of Chuck? What do YOU know of his greatness?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When someone says "Chuck Norris", you...
Tremble with respect
Run and hide
Groan
4. "Walker, Texas Ranger" is about:
Walker, a texas ranger who does cool stuff
Chuck Norris owning people
Cowboys
5. Tho show is called "Walker, Texas Ranger" because:
Chuck Norris does not run
Its about a Texas Ranger...duh
it just is
6. After watching a Delta Force marathon, ____ surrendered to Chuck, just to be on the safe side.
France
North Korea
the UN
7. CNN stands for:
Central News Network
Chuck Norris Network
Columbia News Network
8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in ___ moves
4
3
9. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in ____
2010
2009
2008
10. Spelling "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble gets you ____ points.
50
7
infinite
11. Chuck Norris has ___ speeds.
one
two
three
12. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, its a _____
Republic of Norris
Chucktatorship
Army of one
13. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as...
where the Indians ran after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them
anywhere that Chuck Norris walks
the road to Chuck Norris' house
14. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of _____, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bi
Beard
manliness
beer
15. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to
1.67*10^197 Joules
1,200 MegaFanzies
1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
16. Chuck Norris had a heart attack...
His heart lost
Chuck Norris won
All of the above
17. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of ______ was plagiarized from his autobiography.
World War II
The Spanish Inquisition
the war of 1812
18. The intro song to "Walker, Texas Ranger" is...
"The eyes of the ranger"
"The ranger song"
"anthem of Chuck"
19. # If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his a** kicked" you will generate ____ results.
zero
one
five

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