Would You Survive a Parakeet Attack?

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Created by: QuestionMark3

Have you been attacked by a parakeet before?
- No, I have a parakeet and he/she is my best friend.
- No, I haven't seen a parakeet in real life before!
- Yes, it was horribly scary and I still have scars from it.
- If you mean getting a nibble, yes.
What is a parakeet?
- It is a vicious mammal...
- It's a bird of prey!
- It's just a tiny bird.
- It's a scary, wolf-like creature.
- It's your absolute worst nightmare!!!!
Has a parakeet ever abused you?
- I've always been abused by a parakeet...
- Only once by some random parakeet.
- No, of course not!
- Yes, by my own parakeet....
Has a parakeet ever gained your trust then tossed you aside like yesterday's garbage?
- Like a million times before. I don't know why I still come to trust them.
- No, of course not! Parakeets are loyal.
- Once. But they're fine, generally.
- Once. They are now officially my worst nightmare!!!
Have you ever been kidnapped by a parakeet?
- Yup, like a million times.
- No, that makes no sense.
- Once. But it was horrifying.
Are parakeets old men who drive around in white vans and park in front of little girls' houses?
- No, I've told you, they're little cute birds!!!
- Yes, they're super scary.
- Um, sure?
- I think I've seen one like that before.
Do you currently have a parakeet in the house?
- Yes, actually, I've got more than one.
- Yup, I've got one who's my pet.
- Well, sometimes this friendly parakeet comes over and I give him/her bird seeds.
- No, I hate parakeets.
Bonus question: Is a parakeet an old man who kidnaps kids?
- Yes, I've seen one.
- Umm, I guess.
- No, they're cute little birds!
- I really don't know without looking it up.
How old are you?
- Under 18
- 18 to 24
- 25 to 30
- 31 to 40
- 41 to 50
- 51 to 60
- Over 60
How would you describe yourself?
- I'm not fat, I'm thiqqq!!!!!
- Creative, curious, smart.
- Adventurous, daring, likes risks.
- Friendly, popular, loyal.
- Uhh, none of these.

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