Would You Survive a Parakeet Attack?

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Created by: QuestionMark3
  1. Have you been attacked by a parakeet before?
  2. What is a parakeet?
  3. Has a parakeet ever abused you?
  4. Has a parakeet ever gained your trust then tossed you aside like yesterday's garbage?
  5. Have you ever been kidnapped by a parakeet?
  6. Are parakeets old men who drive around in white vans and park in front of little girls' houses?
  7. Do you currently have a parakeet in the house?
  8. Bonus question: Is a parakeet an old man who kidnaps kids?
  9. How old are you?
  10. How would you describe yourself?

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