Which teacher are you?

This is a quiz to see which teacher you most reseamble from a tiny little hellhole of a school called rimrock. I have to keep on typing because this stupid thing demands 150 characters.

Are you a pill poping english major? A history teacher with a love of punk music? a cool wood shop teacher? Or a monotone science teacher. In a few moments you will find out Same as above. How come they don't go for quality over quantity

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
What do you do in your spare time?
Read a Book
Play with your MAC
work on your ranch
listen to badass punk bands and play video games
Take pills and smoke pot
Work on wood, wood, and more wood
What sport would you coach?
sports distract from learning and your future
track is the pnly sport for me. Go Track Stars!
I have no time to coach I have to make up more stories!
Jr. High Boys and Girls Basketball is the only exicting sport for me
Sports take away from my crazy time
Varsity Basketball you turkeys!!
What classes do you teach?
all English
Earth Sciences and Chemistry
Life sciences and Physics
I really don't teach I just show movies
What kind of music do you listen too?
Even though I teach an english class I love spanish music
if it ain't crappy rock from the 60's and 70's it ain't music
Country YEEE HAW
Punk Rock Rules
Your students would say that your classes are. . .
Enjoyable but would it kill you to assign books people want to read?
a great place for a nap
way to cheery and to many projects
badass as long as you play ypur music
Scary as Hell. God knows one day your going to snap and kill someone
Its woodshop, is there anyway to make it bad?
My stories of my personal life are about. . .
Family and ranching
no one knows, they can't stay awake through the whole thing
I just pull some made up stuff out of my ass
funny stories about college days
my stories are about my only friend the cat and taking pills
working on wood what else?
I think most kids are. . .
vessels that need to be filled with knowledge
Stupid, thank god for the few
Super I love kids. They can do no wrong
Good for company. I hate being alone
teh source of my paycheck so I can buy more pills
there to play for my basketball team
My hero is. . .
Some super scientist
Blink 182
the first person to smoke pot
Noah, for building the kickass ark out of wood
I am. . .
Crazy as hell
Good at working with my hands
I enjoy teaching because. . .
I feel I make a difference
kids need to learn science
I enjoy working with people
no matter how much I screw up my boss won't fire me

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