Which North American country should you invade?

Would do a better job of leading the land of maple syrup and saying "sorry?" Should you topple the United States' powerful regime? Could you seize and improve Mexico?

These are all questions we've asked ourselves at one point or another. And if it's not something you're curious about, it's something that's bound to come up in a job interview. Take this quiz and prepare yourself for life, work, and potentially invading North America.

Created by: Trevlay

Where are you from?
- United States
- Canada
- Mexico
- Other
Which languages do you speak? (If you speak multiple, choose the one you are best at)
- Spanish
- French
- Other (not English)
How large of an army do you have enlisted?
- 100k+
- 50-100k
- Less than 50k
- I'm supposed to have an army?
Which animal will you ride into battle?
- Tapir
- Whitetail deer
- Another human
- Tank
What are you going to use as bullets?
- Your own teeth
- Regular bullets (lame)
- Potatoes
Which of the following historical military commanders do you most admire?
- General George S. Patton
- Shaka Zulu
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- General Ulysses S. Grant
- Bono
How tall are you?
- 6ft+
- 5-6ft
- Less than 5ft
- Why does this matter
Which celebrity will you try to recruit?
- Jeff Goldblum
- Keanu Reeves
- JoJo Siwa
Which air attack will you utilize?
- Planes
- Birds (swallows, robins, the like)
- Big birds (ospreys, falcons, the like)
- Really big fans
What animal scares you the most?
- Beaver
- Housefly
- Bald Eagle
- Golden Eagle
If you succeed, what form of government do you intend to install?
- Constitutional Monarchy
- Democratic Republic
- Dictatorship
- Other
Which of the following quotes do you most agree/identify with?
- "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be... we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill
- "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu
- "Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men." - Miyamoto Musashi
- "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." - Dwight Eisenhower
Finish the sentence: On a nice day, I'd rather be...
- ... invading the United States.
- ... invading Canada.
- ... invading Mexico.
- ... fishing.
What is your general battle plan?
- Divide and conquer.
- #YOLO
- Destroy from the inside.
- Blitzkrieg.
- Make all of the enemy's socks wet so they are always uncomfortable.
In the invasion, who or what is your best friend?
- God, and God alone.
- I can only trust myself.
- My fellow invaders to my left and right.
- My machine gun.
- Jared from accounting.
Which famous invaders do you most liken yourself to?
- The Vikings that ransacked Rome.
- The Greeks that used the Trojan Horse to enter Troy.
- WWII Germans that invaded Poland.

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