Whats your REAL name

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Created by: beKay

Cereal after the milk or cereal before the milk?
- CEREAL BEFORE THE MILK! CEREAL BEFORE THE MILK! CEREAL BEFORE THE MILK!
- cereal after the milk ig.. (ihy)
- I don't eat cereal (weirdo..)
- Bold of you to assume I don't eat my cereal raw.
- I didn't know cereal killing required milk?
what writing utensil are you
- pencil
- foutain pen
- 3 mm. sakura pigma micron pen set black $27.19
- mechanical pencil
- thy feather pen, utilized for the finest of calligraphy
- glass pen
- ballpoint pen
- My finger
Do you shower with your socks on?
- Yes
- What is sock
- I don't shower
- No
- Depends on my mood
There is a cow on the moon, exploding in 5 seconds. What do you do?
- Cry
- Count down
- Save the cow
- ...why is there a cow on the moon
- I'm the cow
- I thought for too long and now both of us exploded
If you were a fart what colour would you be
- Green
- Blue
- Brown
- Bloody red
- Black
- Neon pink
- No colour
- Iridescent
How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?
- You disgust me
- Yes please
Would you eat a cockroach for money?
- NEVER EVER NOT IN A MILLION YEARS WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST SUCH A HEINOUS ACT GTFO
- Yes
- I'd eat one for free
- Depends on how much money
What’s your spirit animal, but like, if it was a vegetable?
- Broccoli
- Carrot
- Potato
- Pumpkin
- Eggplant (I know what you are.)
- Pick this is you are oddly scared of corn
Pick a super power:
- The ability to read minds, but only when you're in a coma.
- Levitation, but only if you have diarrhoea.
- Invisibility, but only if everyone has their eyes closed.
Favourite drink?
- Alcohol
- Water
- Milk
- Juice
- Soda
Is water wet?
- Yes
- No
- Whether water is "wet" is a matter of definition, but scientifically, water is not wet—it is the substance that makes other things wet. Wetness describes the sensation of a liquid adhering to a solid surface, which requires a liquid and a solid to be in contact; therefore, water is the cause of wetness, not the recipient of it.
Pick your favourite:
- (/°Д°) / (.□ . \)
- :-)
- (° v °)
- /\/\(•‿•)/\/\
- ♪ \(^ω^\ ) ( /^ω^)/♪♪
- (~‾▿‾)~
If you clean a vacuum cleaner aren't you a vacuum cleaner?
- Yes
- Yes
- The notion of becoming the vacuum after cleaning is about embracing new perspectives. By adopting this mindset, you can fully transcend beyond the immediate task and embrace the broader implications of your actions.
- You are what you eat so the bin is the real vacuum cleaner
Would you consider a block of cheese to be a loaf of milk?
- Yes
- No
Are you ready?
- Yes
- Yes
- Yes
- Cool beans

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