What are your chances of being in the U.S. Weekly Club?

There are many people that think they are cool enough to join the US Weekly club, but few are true members. What is US Weekly Cool? US Weekly Cool is someone with a true sense of self (always know you look better 10 lbs thinner), a unique point of view and is able to solve complex problems such as multi-tasking (how to get rid of a split end while the work phone is ringing).

Are YOU US Weekly cool? Do you have a Chardonnay tongue and an ability to debate important issues such as Jen vs. Jolie? Or do you secretly wish you could be cool enough for US Weekly and play it off as a big joke? Thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
How many times a day do you check split ends?
5 - 6 hours
1 - 2 hours
Less than 1 hour
My hair is too short
Do you like Champagne?
Yes! I would get married just to get free Champagne!
No! But I would drink it with my girlfriends to spite my boyfriend/husband/fiance
Yes! And I will drink it even if it is someone else's wedding gift
Yes! I drink it when my girlfriend is drunk so she won't want any
I prefer wine or beer on the porch, but will drink it in an uncomfortable situation - especially if it is someone's wedding gift
Do you think it is okay to let your girlfriend highlight your hair like Ryan Seacrest?
Only when I am under the influence of alcohol or drugs
Only when I am tan from Atlantic Tanning
Yes, only to attract the attention of my 3rd floor crush
All of the above
How many times a day to you listen to "Men at Work"?
For 45 minutes straight while working out
In my car on
I listen to it so much it is on replay in my head right now.
All of the above
What do they sing?
I think wire-framed glasses make me look hip and creative.
They changed my life!
The best $99.99 I ever spent!
They look much better than highlights!
All of the above
What is proper work attire?
Cardigan and Cleavage
Capri's and Cleavage
Black and size 0
Khaki's and a Cami (w/cleavage)
Orange golf shirt or Kohls shirt
Polo and Khaki's and Kenneth Cole Computer Bag
When my girlfriend is mad at me, the clever way to charm her is:
You must be PMS'ing
Is it that time of month?
Do you want/need a glass of wine?
Honey, I will let you highlight my hair if you stop yelling
I wasn't looking at her, I swear! You are pretty.
I am all of a sudden happy I don't have a boyfriend
I am most proud of:
My new glasses
My highlights
My cats
Toe nail polish (barely white)
My diet of the week:
Egg Whites, Cottage Cheese and Watermelon
Weight Watchers
Diet 7UP and/or Sprite and the eject button
One less beer
My favorite show is:
Real Housewives of the OC
The Office

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