The Anti-Sanity Test

This is the Anit-Sanity Test. The subject of this test should be self-explanatory. Do not take this quiz if you cannot read these words. It won't be helpful to you.

The Anti-Sanity Test. The snake oil of the cyber age. The end all, cure all elixir for the soul. Take this test you you shall receive total enlightenment. Just don't let it go to your ego or something.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
You receive a notice in the mail from a company you have never heard existed asking you to join them. What action do you take?
Tell everyone about the letter.
Join blindly out of faith that this is the answer you've been waiting for.
Throw it in the trash.
Go to the police and let them know of the danger which may lurk ahead.
Smoke it.
Go and ask your priest what you should do.
Do you often wear someone else's underwear?
As much as I can.
Not at all. I'd like it too much.
I never thought to do that. Is it exciting?
No, I wear clown clothes, floppy shoes, and a big, red nose. The kids just love it.
I don't have time for that. Must take over the world first...
Only while that person is wearing them.
Let's say cannibalism was the "norm." What ingredients would you use to cook children?
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg.
Ginger and curry.
Carrot, potato, corn... much like a beef stew.
Mustard, ketchup, and mayo.
Garlic butter and salt.
Which film below best describes your outlook on life?
Fight Club
Groundhog Day
Alice in Wonderland
50 First Dates
Which kind of music would you like to have played during your funeral?
Big Band, Swing, Blues, or Jazz.
Classical, Soundscapes, or an Opera.
Punk, Industrial, Thrash, or Death Metal.
Reggae, Soca, Calypso, or World Beat.
Hip-Hop, Rap, or House.
Techno, Emo, Alternative, or Grunge.
Politics, religion, and morality?
Should be open and talked about constantly.
Are just mere ways to exploit and control people.
Should be banned.
Do not effect my life.
Thank God for G.W. Bush!
Are just figments of the imagination.
What is the meaning of life?
To die with the most toys.
To just experience it.
To go everywhere and meet everyone possible.
Dread, mourning, and to suffer nothing but pain.
I have no flippin' clue.
To follow a Jesus and His teachings.
The voices in my head...
...speak in a different language than any I do.
...are mute.
...tell me to go to church. with their mouths full.
...are ventriloquist.
...tell me that I should kill people.

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