Satirical "Are You Like Me" Quiz (New)

Please note that this quiz isn't meant to offend anyone and that it's pretty much all a joke. Anyways, I made another (hopefully better) version of this quiz, but now anyone can take it, not only people who go to my school.

I hope you enjoy it. I hope you enjoy it. Don't get ragebaited. Don't get ragebaited. My quiz is bad. My quiz is bad. Who the heck cares. Who the heck cares.

Created by: grimmchild

What is your natural hair color?
- Nutella
- Oreo cookie🖤
- Butter💛
- Buffalo sauce🧡
- Mold
- Joke's on you I don't have hair🧑🦲
- Something else perhaps
Do you listen to Rammstein?
- Yes, I have a body pillow of Till Lindemann😻
- Yes but I'm sane💔
- Once in a while
- Nah
- Bro who's that
- I'll die before I listen to Rammstein
What's the best genre of music?
- Taylor swift💋
- NSBM☠ (Go away before I grab my bug spray lil bro)
- Romanian pop🇷🇴
- Shoegaze
- The National Anthem🇺🇲
- Ethiopian hymns🇪🇹
- The Undertale soundtrack🤧
- Mitski, Beabadoobee, Clairo...🍵
Do you like the rain?
- Heck yes dude😘
- Sometimes
- Once in a while
- Not really
- NO NEVER I HATE IT🤬
Which statement resonates with you the most at this moment?
- Chicken jockey flint and steel😁
- Dear God make me a bird so I can fly far far far away...😞
- EINS! Hier kommt die Sonne... ZWEI! Hier kommt die Sonne...🌞
- Go Juicy, Big Juicy, Go Juicy, Big Juicy💃
- None of them bro😒
Are you a communist?
- No and I HATE communists, 1950s style!🤬
- No, but I don't have much of a problem with them unless they're killing people😳
- Yes, I have a body pillow of Vladimir Lenin😻
- Yes but I'm sane😭
- I dunno...👺
- Chicken jockey😘
- Your mom's a communist😂
Is My Bloody Valentine the best band of all time?
- Yes
- No
- What the freak is that💔
Do you have depression?
- Yeah diagnosed and all😕
- Erm at this point probably...🥶
- I doubt it but who knows🤔
- Nope🥰
If a Mormon knocked on your back door and a Jehovah's Witness knocked on your front door, which door would you answer?
- The front door
- The back door
- The front door then the back door
- The back door then the front door
- Both at the same time and make them fight in a Nerf battle😂
- Neither I would pull the curtains and lock myself away for eternity😶🌫
Are jokes about 9/11 funny to you?
- What's that😕
- No because it was tragic
- No because it was tragic AND they just don't make me laugh💔
- Yes they're always funny bro it never gets old😂
- Depends... I guess...
- Chicken jockey again😘
If Taylor Swift knocked on your bedroom window and the FBI knocked on your front door, which would you answer?
- Bedroom window
- Front door
- Both at the same time (somehow) and make Taylor Swift face the wrath of the FBI😳
- Nah I'm just gonna drown myself in my toilet at this point...
Are you attracted to men or women?
- I love men😘
- No women are better🥰
- How about BOTH😻
- How about none...🤢
Yes or no?
- Yes
- No
- Bro what the freak
- The answer is obviously flint and steel for this one😤
Would you buy a bouquet of flowers from the guys on the sides of the streets and at intersections?
- W- what? Who?
- Yeah sure why not😎
- No they seem so shady🙄
- Depends...
Do you trust the government?
- Under this administration? You must be joking💔
- Yes I wholeheartedly trust the government #fascism #maga🥰
- I'm not American but I trust my country's government...
- It pretty much depends
Do you like Chinese food, specifically Sichuan cuisine?
- FRICK YES😻
- Yeah
- Sometimes
- Not really
- Nope sorry dude😤
Are you tired of life?
- Yes😘
- Not yet🥶
- Not at all😘
- Sometimes😭
- I'm just gonna chicken jockey my way outta this one😎
Do you listen to Radiohead?
- Yes, I have a body pillow of Thom Yorke😻 (Okay buddy that's enough💔)
- Yes but I'm sane... mostly...
- No that's for losers who get no women (Joke's on you I'm a straight teen girl)
- Sometimes, I guess
- No, respectfully🥰
Are your eyes brown?
- Yes bro
- Nope🤔
- When my eyes turn red... run...👿
- When my run turn eyes... red...❤
Are you sick of the way school slowly drains your spirit and deteriorates your will to live?
- Ain't no way bro how did you know🤯
- That has got to be cap...
- Not really
- Been feeling it since kindergarten💔
- I plead the FIFTH🇺🇲 #rights #merica

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