How well do you know Chuck Norris?

Hey! You think your a real Chuck Norris fan? well we will see. Chuck Norris already knows if your going to pass the test, and its roundhouse kicks for you win or lose.

I hope you enjoy the trivia test on the creator of everything and nothing! And if you don't no problem you won't remember it since Chuck Will roundhouse kick you so hard you won't remember taking the quiz...or your own name!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Chuck Norris's cheif export is...
Love
TV shows
Pain
Movies
None of the above
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds...
Fast / Faster
Slow / Fast
Faster / Lightning
Walk / Kill
Chuck does not sleep he...
Naps
Hibernates
Waits
Rests
Crop Circles are...
Alien road maps
35 year old gay mens attempt at humor
Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
A natural occurance
The great wall of China was in tended too...
Keep out the Mongols
Be a cool landmark
Created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
A military structure
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
True
False
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
True
False
Chuck Norris's tears can...
Cure Cancer
Flood the planet Earth
Burn through Steel
Evaporate and cause catastophic storms
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and...
Commands the blood out of his body
Instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
Rips the arm of a by stander and gives that blood
Roundhouse kicks the nurse in the face for trying to make Chuck bleed
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to...
Create an idol to honor Chucks hero...Chuck
Roundhouse kick
Kill you, including the room itself
Destroy the world
Chuck Norris can divide by...
Whatever he wants
Infinity
Zero
Roundhouse Kicks
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called...
Round-House-Ruin
Chuck-Will-Kill
Who-You-Fo
Death-Pain-Destruction

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