How like Chisum are you?

We all know Chisum. Women want him and men want to be him. Whether he is asleep leaning against a bass bin or stalking a girl young enough to be his great grand daughter, we all know and love him.

But how like Chisum are you? Could you buy all your weird clothes from a charity shop in Oke'y? Or could you watch a portable TV in the footwell of your car while your driving? Take this simple test and find out how like Chisum you really are.

Created by: Mad Matt
  1. Where have you been today?
  2. You are off on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday to the USA. Where do you go?
  3. It is snowing out, what do you consider appropriate clothing?
  4. How do you see a busy nightclub?
  5. Bow ties in beards?
  6. What do you use your bed for?
  7. You friend has put you up and fed you for the best part of thirty years. How do you repay his kindness?
  8. Would you wear a tail?
  9. You find an envelope of photographs belonging to complete strangers on the floor. What do you do with them?
  10. You are buying a new car, what do you get?
  11. You've just been down Wad'ee'call. Who did you see there?
  12. Your crap filled car has been wheel clamped. What do you do?
  13. Are you sane?

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