The Hazbin Hotel

Thread Topic: The Hazbin Hotel

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    Husk Newbie
    Coming right up *Husk starts mixing a drink*
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    mothIncarnate Novice
    Lilera: do you have ID?
    Saryera: we’re in hell!
    Maria: aren’t you like...twelve?
    Saryera: hey, I was fourteen.
    Saryera: is this conversation needed every time I want to drink?
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    Prisira Newbie
    Hey, hey, hey. No id needed, just have fun~
    *she's 100% not high rn ok, ok*
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    Husk Newbie
    There's no ID required down here
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    Motte Novice
    *she slips in through an open window, and proceeds to start snooping through everyone's rooms to find shiny stuff*
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    mothIncarnate Novice
    Lilera: weak...ass...drink

    Maria:...you don’t drink though do you lilera ?

    Maria: husk, give me the hardest liquor you’ve got please,
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    Husk Newbie
    We're running low on the hard stuff again. I'm going to have to head out tonight and restock the bar
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    Prisira Newbie
    Maybe you should stop drinking it all.
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    mothIncarnate Novice
    Maria: oh that’s fine...I need o g into town to get a bite to eat anyway.
    Maria: hey I might run into my dear old Ehren!
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    Husk Newbie
    I'm not drinking it! You know how popular a complimentary bar gets down here in hell?!
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    Prisira Newbie
    Can't get very popular if no one ever checks in.
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    Husk Newbie
    What few demons who have checked in could drain an entire brewery in a matter of days!
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    Prisira Newbie
    I mean, that's what happens when you put a bar in rehab.
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    Husk Newbie
    This is a rehab for sinners. It's not an AA clinic
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    Prisira Newbie
    Isn't like, alcoholism a sin though, or something? Why the f--- am I in hell if it isn't?

    Helryss: I mean, there was all the premarital sex?


    🤔 nah, can't be that.

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