I think I'm going to do the "Conversation between me and my
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Thread Topic: I think I'm going to do the "Conversation between me and my
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Don't mind me. I'm bored, and I'm trying to talk some sense into myself. I just feel really stupid.
Conscience- You are really stupid. This isn't going to make you look any less retarded, if anything more retarded.
Me- Shut up, I just want to do this. I know I'm stupid, but so are you.
Conscience- No, I'm really not, making you stupid for calling me stupid.
Me- AND EXACTLY WHERE THE f--- ARE WE GETTING WITH THIS?!
Conscience- To the conclusion that you are a complete idiot.
Me- I already knew that.
Conscience- No, you didn't, or you would've said "I'm just really stupid."
Me- *facepalm* That would be a really stupid thing to say.
Conscience- Then you should say it, it fits correspondingly to your personality. Idiots don't worry about being or acting stupid.
Me- Then I'm not an idiot.
Conscience- Yes, you are. You're just a worrisome, confused idiot.
Me- Just... Shut up...
Conscience- No, I don't think I will. If I did shut up, where would you be? Acting like a five year old.
Me- I...
Conscience- You what? At a lost for words, hm?
Me-...
Conscience- That's what happens when you're wrong. You know it. You know you're stupid and that almost everything you do is wrong. That's why everyone hates you. That's why you should keep your mouth shut. That's why people always take you down a peg when you don't keep it shut.
Me- That's... You're...... Right...
Conscience- Mhm, and so is everyone else that ever disagrees with you, because you do everything wrong, because you're an idiot.
Me- How long have we been talking about my idiocy?
Conscience- Longer than a normal person would.
Me- How do you know what a normal person acts like?
Conscience- You don't know what a normal person acts like, do you really have the right to try and disprove me?
Me-...No...
Conscience- Then you're just going to have to accept that I'm the closest you're ever going to get to making sense.
Me- I want some Sprite.
Conscience-You changed the subject. Lovely.Why? I thought you didn't like Sprite.
Me- I don't but... I just want some, okay?
Conscience- No, not okay. If you want some, you don't 'not like' Sprite, so you shouldn't have said anything, making you look stupid.
Me- I don't really like Sprite, I just... Well, when I said that I had drank warm Sprite, and too much of it, and I had gotten a headache.
Conscience- So you shouldn't have said anything. You didn't dislike Sprite, you dislike your actions regarding Sprite.
Me- Wha... >:/ Quit making sense.
Conscience- Why? Is it because you hate facing the truth, and wish you could ignore the fact that you are wrong most of the time?
Me- ....Maybe...
Conscience- Ah, that oh-so-stupid maybe that pops up when you hate facing the truth. Yup. You're stupid.
Me- Yes, I am. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bang my head against a brick wall.
Conscience- Why?
Me- Because I'm stupid. -
Me- Society is stupid.
Conscience-We are a part of society.It is.
Mw- I hate society. And humanity. And the mere thought of continuing my worthless existence.
Conscience- You talk too much.
Me- Oh really?
Conscience- Yeah. Lemme help with that. *puts on headphones*
Me- Ooh, yay. *turns them up*
Conscience- *music*
Me- *music*
Conscience- *music*
Me- *music*
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