A new thread.

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    MiniG1 Experienced
    now im emo. -'._.'-
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    hazelfangsbite Experienced
    Have any of you heard the song Fingers by Pink?

    One of the top comments is "I find this is very easy to masterbate to" And I find it very true.
  • Repoman Newbie
    @ hazel XD no oh here's another limrick for ya: there once was a plumber from lee who was plumbing his girl by the sea she said stop plumbing there's someone comeing said the plumber still plumbing...yeah it's me
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    hazelfangsbite Experienced
    :o
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    rockstar98 Junior
    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

    "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

    "How much for a season pass?"
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    hazelfangsbite Experienced
    Haha xD I get it.
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    hazelfangsbite Experienced
    Well, now I've got to be going boys. Ciao.
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    MiniG1 Experienced
    sing a song
    i can't be wrong
    ive had experience with this, for so long
    the dots everywhere
    i stand there and stare
    they make up my life;
    now it's time for the knife.
    open up my arm, doesn't deal much harm, cuz
    all ive been through is enough to make me cry
    why cant i just die
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    rockstar98 Junior
    Bye Hazel. :)
  • Repoman Newbie
    @ Mimi sad song
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    rockstar98 Junior
    What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
    Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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    MiniG1 Experienced
    sunglasses
    who passes me
    you are going to behold
    the stronghold
    of my vast grip
    whats that? oh its the drip...
    OF UR BLOOD
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    MiniG1 Experienced
    heaven is the jail
    in which the clouds fall apart
    the connection crushed
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    rockstar98 Junior
    Hey Mini wanna hear a joke about my p---- ?
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    MiniG1 Experienced
    take the money
    what's that honey?
    you want a ride?
    feel the tide.

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