Greetings humans.

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Thread Topic: Greetings humans.

• heartless Newbie

  13 years ago
  Hello mortals. My name is Cthulhu.
  
  I enjoy long walks on the beach, fine arts, and the souls of virgins. My favorite pass time is driving scholars insane and showing up to fantasy conventions dressed as myself.
  
  I have been sleeping in my house in R'lyeh since before time was time so I'm very old fashioned, but always willing to learn a new trick or two.
  
  I was born on Vhoorl, in the 23rd nebula. My only parent being Yog-Sothoth. My ex, Idh-yaa left me and took our kids: Ghatanothoa, Ythogtha, Zoth-Ommog, and Cthylla, a few eons ago.
  
  I'm wanting to get back into the dating game though. It's been a while and I'm still young.
  
  I stand immeasurable miles tall, and people often describe me as part squid, part dragon, and part human. The people who follow me often shout Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
  
  I may be immortal, but when the stars and the earth are not aligned, I cannot exist. A spell I placed upon myself and my kin protect us in R'lyeh, but we need an outside influence to release us when the stars are right.
  
  So mortal, I'm asking you, would you please be my special somebody. Be the first mortal to enter R'lyeh and be devoured by me and my kin?

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