ERMAGLOB! I FOUND MY WRESTLE MANIA REVIEW :P
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18 Second Match- Daniel Bryan and Sheamus go head-to-head for the World Heavyweight Championship. Daniel Bryan, of course, brought his girlfriend AJ. As soon as the bell rang, Daniel Bryan stuck out his arms and gave AJ a good luck kiss. Just as quick as the champion turned around, The Great White kicked him dead in the chin. Within the 18-second time frame, Sheamus pinned Daniel Bryan. Guess that good luck kiss cost him the title.
Cody Rhodes VS. Big Show- Cody Rhodes and Big show match up in the battle. Just before the match started, Big Shows most embarrassing moments played, which probably got him heated. The match lasted a little while, but someone finally got the upper-hand. Big Show managed to pin Cody Rhodes for the win.
Team John Laurinaitis VS. Team Teddy Long- The 12-Man match to see who would be the general manager for both Raw and Smackdown. Team Teddy included: Santino Marella(The captain), Zack Ryder, The Great Khali, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, and five time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Booker T. Laurinaitis had: David Otunga(Captain), Mark Henry, The Miz, Dolph Ziegler, Jack Swagger, and Drew Macintyre who was filling in for the injured Christian. The match was very heated, and it lasted for quite a bit. Finally, Zack Ryder got tagged in. Then, Eve distracted him from giving his signature move, The Bro-Ski Boot, and The Miz used HIS signature move, A Skull Crush. As soon as the match was over, all of Team Teddy Long was angry with Eve. Zack tried talking with Eve, only to receive a kick in the groin from the diva. Now, John Laurinaitis is the general manager for both Raw AND Smackdown
Santino And Friends Enjoy Some Crab Legs-
Santino Marella, Mick Folley, and a member from Deadliest Catch took some time backstage to enjoy some king crab legs. Santino jokes on how Deadliest Catch wanted him to appear on the show, but they just havent discovered him yet. Thats when Mick Folley and Santino Marella start showing the cast member how to get to the meat of the crab legsby taking out their sock puppets and bashing the legs over and over. The claimed that was WWE Style It was quite a laugh.
Divas Tag Team Match- The tag team match for the divas rolled around. The first team was Beth Phoenix and Eve. The second team was Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos. Maria is actually a reporter, and not a very avid wrestler. Beth is a very strong diva, and you wont believe the results. The match lasted longer than most diva matches do. It ended with Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos double-teaming Beth Phoenix and Eve, and surprisingly, Maria made the pin! Amazing match for the divas!
WWE Hall Of Fame- The WWE tells you Hall of Famers! The inductees were The Edge, Yokazuna, The Four Horseman, Mike Tyson, and Ron Simmons. The inductees will be inducted on March 2, right before Raw!
He** In A CellThe End of An Era- A legendary match up to remember for years to come. Triple H, Undertaker, and Shawn Michaels were all in one ring! The match was the He** In A Cell match, so all of them were locked in a cell togetherwith no escape. Shawn Michaels was the guest referee. The match started up, and things were heated. Undertaker sustained many back injuries from Triple H constantly smacking his back hard with a chair. Turns out, Triple Hs weapon of choice, a sledgehammer, was placed under the ring. He used it on Undertaker once or twice. Amazingly, even after the brutal beating, Undertaker began to come back. That famous sit, the one where he sits up very quickly, was the first part. He managed to get hold of Triple H and actually hit him with the chair a few times too! Undertaker gave a cruel beating to Triple H too. Within the match, one referee was knocked unconscious. He was the substitute for about five minutes while Shawn Michaels was down for a bit. Anyway, its not like it mattered. Theres no rules in a He** In A Cell Match. Shawn Michaels was indeed hurt too, emotionally and physically. He had a few hissy fits throughout the match. Finally, The Undertaker managed to sub-due Triple H, and performed one of his signature moves, a Tombstone. Undertaker won the match to have 20 undefeated matches at Wrestle mania!
Funkasaurus, His Momma, And The Bridge Club- Brodus Clay, The The Funkasaurus, made an appearance. He called up his mom(Who was not actually his mom, just another lady for the performance) and The Bridge Club(More ladies dressed as old women) All of them performed a dance to the song, Somebody Call My Momma, Which is his theme song. A fun time.
MGK, Ester Dean, And Flo Rida- Two musical performances were put on for John Cena and The Rock. Machine Gun Kelly, and Ester Dean performed Invincible before John Cena came on stage. Flo Rida performed Wild Ones and I Get A Feeling before The Rock came on stage. MGK and Ester Dean received boos, most likely because they were for John Cena. Their performance was very nice in my opinion. However, Flo Rida received cheers, most likely because he was for The Rock.
Once In A Lifetime: The Rock VS. Cena- The Rock and John Cena versed in the main event of Wrestle Mania 28. These two had a long rivalry. The match lasted the longest of them all from start to finish. It truly was a once in a lifetime match. It had a few Rock Bottoms(Rocks Move) And Attitude Adjustments(Cenas Move). The match was very heated, and interesting. There were so many kicks outs. The Rock was almost faced to take a tap-out when he was almost put to sleep in a John Cena submission hold. As soon as the referee was about to drop the Rocks arm a third time for a tap-out, the Rock lifted his arm and escaped Cenas grasp. The match lasted longer after that, and The Rock attempted a peoples elbow, that kept John Cena down for a bit. Later on, Cena tried the same, but failed as The Rock countered the move. The Rock pinned Cena for the win.
OVERALL: The event was very cool! It was hooking, interesting, and left you wanting more!5 out of 5 for sure!!!!
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