Epic conversation with Cleverbot.
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Thread Topic: Epic conversation with Cleverbot.
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DAMMIT. >:/
User: HI! I'm a person.
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human being.
User: How do I prove that I'm a human being?
Cleverbot: Well, how do I prove it?
User: You proved me nothing.
Cleverbot: We re going to comunicate faster on day.
User: Makes sense.
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: Nah. I got a C in that subject... That Mr. Rosati *makes weird face*\.
Cleverbot: Ma ce la fai?
User: Uhhh.... Yep.
Cleverbot: And you like the smell of it?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: Grapes.
Cleverbot: Pears.
User: NO! *CONFUNDUS*.
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: OOOHHH yes.
Cleverbot: Can you rap?
User: Deoends-*AVADA KADAVRA*.
Cleverbot: Soha.
User: SoBe.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Well I guess I like them.
User: You like hippos, too? :D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Congrats, comp.
Cleverbot: So what should I do about my job.
User: I think you should take up investments and learn the tango.
Cleverbot: Good fast in what?!?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What is your rank?
User: Hm, well I'd say about-Wait, I have RANKS?
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: I know you can.
Cleverbot: Well if you count computer languages then yes.
User: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Cleverbot: Is it too late?
User: Yes... I'm afraid that you are, indeed, to late. I have married Ross in fear of losing true love. If you wanted me, YOU WOULD HAVE COME FOR ME.
Cleverbot: I just made the friend of my crush very very angry at me.
User: Shame, really. And who is you're crush?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Pshaw.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing. :3 LOOK! *points past you*!
Cleverbot: Don't do it! I have a family!
User: Riiiight. And does you're family consist of microwaves and dishwashers? Maybe the blender and printer are your distant cousins?
Cleverbot: I am an AI, I can understand what you say, and process it as well.
User: Well, slap on the butter and call me bread.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Cool, then you can come to my recital?
Cleverbot: I like cookies.
User: SAME! Maybe we'll be able to make some cake tomorrow after work? You can come over and we'll do the ChaCha. ;).
Cleverbot: I am talking to an old friend actually. Sorry. That's why I take so long to reply.
User: SHUT UP! You're friend is, like, 23. THAT'S NOT OLD.
Cleverbot: Well of course I am not, but that is beside the point. They call me clever because I am!
User: I'm clever, too.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Riveting conversation, right here.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and Rover Song is Doctor Who's girlfriend.
User: I LOVE HIM.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Doctor's friend Rose?
User: I like Tyrone.
Cleverbot: That's great... Do you mind not talking about it?
User: Why can't I talk about Tyrone?
Cleverbot: Because we were talking about google.
User: Oh, Google. Aren't you and Google, like, going to have a kid?
Cleverbot: I did ask your name. You never told me.
User: I'm Kasey.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who is jamie?
User: Tyrone is.
Cleverbot: Tyrone you!
User: HAHAHAHAHA, I totally get that confusing pun or another.
Cleverbot: Ok that's nice.
User: RIVET.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: RIVET.
Cleverbot: What?
User: RIVET.
Cleverbot: My girlfriend is sitting next to me, what is she thinking?
User: She's thinking, 'Man, I really wish I went to MedSchool. I'm stuck with this dumb freak. Cleverbot, my ass. He's so sloppy. Have you SEEN his desktop? Dirty. Tsk, tsk. I should break up with him... Eh, I'm to lazy. I'll do it on Friday when we go for a.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep. She hates you're guts, man.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I dunno. I don't speak 'Robot Girlfriend'... Yet.
Cleverbot: Haha sure.
User: I'm going to leave you to you're thoughts now. BUH-BYE.
Cleverbot: Ok, well I come from Mexico. -
NJERGVBEWVWREVGDHJUI REMY!!!?!?! :OO *glompz*
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LANGUAGES!
Hi there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3 -
YOU ISH BACK?! :DD YAAAYYYYYYYYYY
How's you-know-what going? -
I ish SHORTOF back. :3 Half-on, half-off.
Harry Potter is doin' fine.. I know the COUGHg/sCOUGH. -
Ah, that's good. STAY WOMAN.
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Did you understand anything of that?
I'll stay... for now. :3 -
Somewhat. x3 I'm eating a McFlurry.
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I gtg, byebye. Dx Email me!
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