hello welcome to the mental health hotline
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Thread Topic: hello welcome to the mental health hotline
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anri hyuga NoviceIf you are obsessive compulsive,press 1repeatly.
if yo are codependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
if you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5,6
if your paranoid,we know who you are and what you wantso stay on the line so we can trace your call.
if you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the mother ship.
if your schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice in your head will tell you which button to press.
if you are depressed,it doesnt matter which button you press,no one will answer you.
if you are dsylexic,press 6,9,6,9,6,9.
if you have a nervous disorder figet with the hatch key until the beep.after the beep,wait for the beep.
if you have short term memory loss,please try your call again later.
if you have low self-esteem,hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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twirling lover JuniorLol xD
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anri hyuga Noviceaw no one else?
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there's this one s--- where it's like press # while moaning it's a sex hotline lol xD
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anri hyuga Novicesweet that is disterbing.
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yeah my friend was like haha n I'm lik eww ur nasty but it was funny :]
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anri hyuga Noviceyou my friend are funny.
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I dont hve any
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anri hyuga Novicehave any what?
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yes i am
xavier-look up on internet -
I'm none of those
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This was on several sites. It's not funny if you take it from another site. Be original.
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anri hyuga Noviceaw your mean i just thought it would be funny but i guess not.
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I know anri lol
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call 1-800 metallica
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