Steven Lynch is like a boss.
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Thread Topic: Steven Lynch is like a boss.
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Hallo world, and All who inhabit it! -
Sexual tension much?
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You're the love of my life, but it cuts like a knife
and I feel that I'm being misled.
See I'm a little concerned, for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head.
And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg-Heil",
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.
I think you're a nazi baby, are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi baby...
You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
and you watch them whenever they're airing.
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone,
for your puppies named Goebbles and Goering.
You showed up late to our very first date,
I said "How are you?" You said "White Power!"
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed
when you ask me if I want to shower...
I think you're a nazi, don't be lying, baby.
Are you a nazi; are you anti-Zion, baby?
Your every dress is monagram SS, you hold an Aryan picnic and bash.
And it makes me irate when you say I look great
when I wear a litle tiny moustache.
Your social politics say that races dont mix,
and you call it "Pureblood Pollution".
And whenever I'm sad, you say "It's not so bad,
for every problem there's a Final Solution"...
I think you're a nazi, give me an answer, baby.
Are you a nazi; you drive a f---ing panzer baby.
You say that love is blind, so how could I have guessed?
But then again, I met you at the Wagner Fest..
I know you're a nazi, and that's why I'm leavin'.
I know you're a nazi, sure as my name is Stephen.
Lynch-Berg-Stein. -
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And f--- Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats f---ing bulls--- because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!
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