Are you Jesus?
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Thread Topic: Are you Jesus?
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*facepalm*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, human.
Stranger: Hello hmmm lemme guess human?
You: I'm actually a homunculus.
You: An artificial human representation.
You: My name is Envy.
Stranger: Who suffers from necrophilia ?
Stranger: True that :)
You: No.
You: I don't f--- dead things. :P
Stranger: We all believe you
Stranger: :p
Stranger: Lol asl?
You: You better. Or I could destroy you.
You: 16 m Amestris :P
Stranger: omg I'm s---ting bricks :O
Stranger: Niceee :)
You: >:3
You: Thank you.
You: I am, aren't I?
Stranger: Is it okay to lie ?
You: Sure, do what you want.
You: Life is just one big lie anyway.
Stranger: Omg hahaha what are you?
Stranger: Jesus?
You: We already went over this, and no I am not Jesus. :P
You: I am Envy.
Stranger: Your so cool now, I could literally deep frost my veggies with you
You: Well, that sounds nice I guess. Do you know alchemy?
Stranger: No I know how to count
You: What a wonder feat, human. Can you take me to someone who does know?
You: *wonderful
Stranger: I have this neighbour next door. Wanna come? FYI she hasa pregnant dog too :) I'm just saying
You: If she knows alchemy, fine. I'll take anyone but the runt I've been having to deal with.
Stranger: Offence definitely not taken. Brb while I drain my house of my precious tears.
You: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Edward Elric. xP
Stranger: That's my middle name :O
You: Now I'm curious, m or f?
Stranger: Female :D
You: Ah, well I'm looking for the male Edward Elric.
Stranger: Look into the mirror.
You: He isn't in there.
Stranger: Ofcourse he isn't gonna be there , stop catching the bull by its tail.
You: *facepalm* You don't get it do you? I'M A HOMUNCULUS. I COULD END YOU IF I WANTED TO.
You: WEAK HUMAN
Stranger: Midget don't yap.
You: I'm not a midget. >:I
You: I'm Envy!
Stranger: You can suck donkey balls for lying :)
You: Why would I lie? And no, I will not suck animal balls you freak.
You: You know who's the midget?
You: Edward Elric. >:D
You: Midget boy.
Stranger: Hahahah you kinda my types I likeyyy :D
You: o.o Your type?
Stranger: I meant the sarcastic talks and stuff :P
You: Okay then.
You: I still need to find an alchemist.
Stranger: You need to get through me first before going to him.
You: Fine. *pushes past you and smirks*
Stranger: Like a boss much? Hmmm one word FAIL.
You: Whatever, puny human. You should be thankful I haven't murdered you yet. I have better things to do than listen to your whining.
Stranger: Excuse my weird behaviour which is plainly due to my natural events.
You: I see. It's probably because you're human. But don't worry. >:3 You will play an important part in my work.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. -
CreepyLittleGirl NewbieI ish can't read tat, ima only *shows Ana 5 fingers* ^^
the other creepy: lol. -
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Ana you should've said, no, I'm your worst nightmere.
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