Hello friendies.
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Thread Topic: Hello friendies.
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I would but I kinda have a girlfriend
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Jim: Awww, come on man. I won't tell anyone. ;)
Me: *facepalm*I'llbuyyouastripper,okayJimmy? -
I'm not into beastuality so no
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Jim: I can be gentle. :'(
Me: OH GREAT MAN! YOU MADE JIMMY FUCKING CRY!STRIPPERS AREN'T GOING TO FIX THIS PROBLEM!FIX IT! -
What being gentle doesn't make me change my mind here I'll let amy be your mistress
Amy: What? -
Jim: Who's Amy?
Me: Who's Amy? -
Me: She's my daughter *covers her ears* she annoys the hell out of me so just take her
Amy: I herd that -
Jim: ^o^ *takes Amy in dungeon and chains her to the wall*
Me: Wait...who's her mother then? -
Me: I don't know I never did
Amy: HEEEELP -
Me: You raped some chick or did you adopt Amy?
Jim: What, I just wanted to play Operation with you. -
Me: I didn't rape it was a one night stand and she just gave me amy and gloria
Amy: AHHHH -
Me: Ah.
Jim: Dude, it's a board game. -.- -
Me: Uh-huh
Amy: Oh -
Jim: Yeah. And now I must go, goodbye! *unhooks Amy and leaves*
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Amy: Okay bye
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