Come to the doctor...
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Thread Topic: Come to the doctor...
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Edward: " I could kill you in seconds. So shutup. "
Jacob: " what are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?!" -
smartgirl115 JuniorWhich Twilight movie did you get that dialogue from?
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I still don't know where you get this stuff :I
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Grandpa Joe From Charlie & The Chocolate Factory = Scrounging b------.
20 Years he was in that bed, and as soon as a golden ticket comes along... "Oh actually I can walk, and I can dance around and hop and stuff..." -
It was my favourite game when I was younger, but i could never understand one thing about it...
Ok Mario, so you can smash through bricks with your head, but you died as soon as you touched a turtle.... WTF!? -
smartgirl115 Junior@ Phoenix: I hate when that happens! I used to play my brother's Super Mario Bros. Deluxe for GameBoy Color, and everytime I use Mario to smash bricks on his head for points, some random Koopa Troopa (name of turtle) kills him! *GRRRRRRR*
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LOL those just made my day:)
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BF:Do you want to?
GF:Idk, im kinda nurvous
BF:Dont be
GF:But it will be my first time..
BF:Ik, im happy I can be your first
GF:Ok, but im going to be screaming and holding onto you the whole time
BF:The rollercoaster isnt that scary babe -
I've heard a lot of these Nix :I
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LOL!
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Tension: When your wife is pregnant.
Terror: When your mistress is pregnant.
Horror: When they are both pregnant.
Tragedy: You're not the father of either... -
** Glass breaks **
Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs...
Boy: Don't worry, i'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush *
Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death...
Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? -
*grabs book and hits friend in the face with it*
What the f--- was that for?!
I facebooked you. -
I've heard a lot of these FROM Phoenix.
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When I'm in the shower and I need to wash the shampoo out of my hair, I do so as fast as I can purely because it is the perfect time for a serial killer to strike.
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