Bee, Boo, and Friends: Incorrect Quote edition
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Thread Topic: Bee, Boo, and Friends: Incorrect Quote edition
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Ranboo: So what are your political beliefs?
Tubbo, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun. -
Ranboo: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Tubbo: Bees!? Oh my god I love bees!
Ranboo: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Tubbo: Wait-
*Tommy approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* -
Tubbo: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Tommy: Bet you I can!
Ranboo: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper* -
Ranboo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Phil is walking in this room.
Tommy: *wheeze* -
Ranboo: Tubbo, gather the others. We need to have another Tommy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
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Quackity, to Tommy: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Tommy: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Quackit: You just told me you're pregnant.
Tubbo: Congratulations Tommy, you're glowing!
Ranboo: Please no- -
*Tommy rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Tubbo: What's going on?
Ranboo: Tommy wouldn't drink water.
Tubbo: ...And?
Ranboo: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Tommy, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, b----ES!
(i hate how true this is-) -
Ranboo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Tommy without them noticing?
Tubbo: Hey, Tommy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Tommy: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Ranboo: ...
(stOp its too true-) -
Tubbo: Ranboo, what are you doing?
Ranboo: Making chocolate pudding.
Tubbo: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Ranboo: Because I've lost control of my life.
Ranboo: Here's your pudding, Tommy.
Tommy: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. -
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Tubbo: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Tubbo: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Tommy: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Ranboo: So did their neck. -
Wilbur & Tommy: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Wilbur: We need an adult!
Tommy: Will, you are an adult!
Wilbur: We need an adultier adult! Get Phil! -
Wilbur: I dare you-
Phil: Tommy is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Wilbur: Why not?
Tommy: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. -
Tubbo: I can be your partner for the next race.
Wilbur: Sorry, Tubbo. It's a sibling race.
Tommy: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Wilbur: It's only children, Tommy. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you! -
Tubbo: *speaking Spanish*
Wilbur: I know, I know.
Tommy: You speak Spanish?
Wilbur: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Tubbo speaks.
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