YoU LiKe KrAbBy PaTtiEs dOnT yOu SqUiDwArD?
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Thread Topic: YoU LiKe KrAbBy PaTtiEs dOnT yOu SqUiDwArD?
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Squidward: (turns around) SpongeBob? Uh, uh, uh... what are you doing here? (points at SpongeBob. While pointing at him, he notices he's showing the patty in his hand and puts it behind his back again)
SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3 a.m. This is when I count the sesame seeds. (takes off his green hat, reveals his Krusty Krab hat) What are you doing here?
Squidward: Uhh, I forgot my--
SpongeBob: And why is the patty vault open?
Squidward: Oh, I thought that--
SpongeBob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
Squidward: I... I... I... no, I didn’t do...
SpongeBob: And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And-- (SpongeBob grins)
Squidward: No, wait... it's not what you think. Th-this is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I... Listen, I am telling you... (jumps up and down) You better listen to me, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward? (Squidward begins to sweat then slams the door on SpongeBob)
Squidward: Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties! (eats two patties)
SpongeBob: I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty. (Squidward eats a bunch of Krabby Patties in all sorts of ways, even a dozen at a time) Squidward! How many are you eating? Squidward! (Squidward continues eating all the Krabby Patties in the vault) Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward!
Squidward: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
SpongeBob: No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs!
Squidward: My thighs? (pan down showing Squidward’s huge thighs)
SpongeBob: ...and then you'll blow up. (Krusty Krab explodes with a BOOM! Squidward’s head is sitting on the ambulance's bench while his legs are in a bucket)
Paramedic: (laughs) Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty. -
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