Anyone got any funny-ass stories to tell.

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Thread Topic: Anyone got any funny-ass stories to tell.

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    Demonjoe Junior
    No matter how wrong, no matter how gross, tell us.
  • foxdemon Newbie
    ummmmm well the boy i used love is a jerk now and he hit me on the boob and now it looks like i have a hickey on my boob..... I know this story sucks but thats all i have to tell
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    VegeKaka Advanced
    One time my friend ate a pube and freaked out so much that he had to be taken to the school nurse. End of story. :P
  • foxdemon Newbie
    hehehe
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    OZZYIOMMI Experienced
    One time i was swinging on the swing, and i leaned back and twisted it, and on on my stomach, and started swinging in the circle and i stood up and started spinning around, and i almost got a concussion from falling on a tree stump T.T
  • foxdemon Newbie
    ouch!!!!
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    OZZYIOMMI Experienced
    It hurt like nuts. xD
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    Demonjoe Junior
    I got one actually.

    I was hanging out down town once with these Philipino guys and one of them had gone to jail once. While in jail he shared a cell with this guy who had actually been to prison once and while he was there he helped his cell mate avoid getting raped by inserting a shaving razor up his a--hole. And we ain't talking those nice ones today we're talking those cheesy that f**k your face up if you're not careful. He inserted handle first so when someone would attempt to rape him they would have a nice surprise in there waiting for them.

    I $hit you not
  • foxdemon Newbie
    lol thats funny!!!!
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    AngelofDeath Advanced
    Well, you see, I was talking here on GTQ, and this weirdo moth kept landing on my *ahem* veginal area. I was freaking out like hell! And then, later that night, the damn thing was crawling all over my face when I tried to get to sleep!
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    VegeKaka Advanced
    Oh wow LOL.
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    VegeKaka Advanced
    This all reminds me of the time when I gave Jonathan 10 bucks to go to a stranger's house and tell them he loved them. He almost got arrested that day. Money well spent.
  • foxdemon Newbie
    hehehe funny!!!
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    AngelofDeath Advanced
    xD
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    death over 1 Novice
    one time i saw my husky f---in a dog and then a other dog comes and they took turns f---ing da girl dog

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