holy mothafuck

Thread Topic: holy mothafuck

The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

didn't feel like unlocking my thread
fruit works at penn station now and she gave me her discount but it's still super f---ing expensive
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

I asked Cortana to marry me and she said, "Okay, but we'll need a plan. I'll work on being more human, you work on being more digital."
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

mm
I just remembered why I never make new threads anymore
KaitTheCat Novice

9 years ago

Oh yeah
I did that
She said no to me
You're lucky.
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

!!!!!

our love is true!!
Cinder Experienced

9 years ago

Hey, Road. Guess what? I just jacked this account of Drew's!
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

So I saw.
Br0wnieBunny Hot Shot

9 years ago

can i be a bridesmaid
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

sure s--- my dude
KaitTheCat Novice

9 years ago

can i make the cake
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

idk do you have a resume I can look at
KaitTheCat Novice

9 years ago

uhh
nope ouo i poisoned a lot of people and that wouldn't look pretty on a resume
The Coldest Sun Hot Shot

9 years ago

kait my dear I'm afraid I can't employ you for this occasion but I'll keep you in mind for my high school reunion

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