Love and Flowers are Mostly the Same...
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Thread Topic: Love and Flowers are Mostly the Same...
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I'm Canadian and i don't like hockey tho my dad does my brother doesn't.
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My dad likes the Bears from football...
I know. That was random. -
canadalover55 NewbieWhen the f--- did you get Canadian Anna?
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I'm part Canadian part Salvadoran...Don't judge.
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Here's something funny:
King: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the greatest of them all?
Mirror: Why you are, sire.
Cook: Who is the best cook?
Mirror: You're the best cook of them all.
Librarian: WHO IS THE QUIETEST?
Mirror: You are the most silent person in the world.
Knight: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most honest one of them all?
Mirror: Sure as hell ain't me. -
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canadalover55 Newbie^^ that's funny good one
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Thank you.
Hold on. I'll do another. -
canadalover55 NewbieIn a couple of days I'm going to torento to the science center
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One day, three boys, Harry, Russell, and Josh, had a competition. They were to throw their clocks into the air, run down a hill, run back up, and catch the clock before it hit the ground.
Harry went first. He threw his clock into air an ran down the hill. By the time he got back, the clock was already on the ground. He had not been fast enough.
Soon, it was Josh's turn. The boy flung his clock up and raced down the hill. He saw it drop just as he cam. He too was not quick enough.
Now it was Russell's turn. Russell threw his clock straight up, watched a few seconds, rand down the hill, took a walk in the park, picked some flowers, got icecream, climbed back up the hill, and caught the clock.
The other two boys' mouths were open. ,,How did you do that?" Josh asked, shocked. Russell looked grim. ,,My clock is an hour slow." -
canadalover55 NewbieUm you already did that one
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I know. Most people didn't see it.
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Read this outloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is you cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of each sentence from top to bottom. -
Heyo, beauties ^-^
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