My pick up lines lol
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Thread Topic: My pick up lines lol
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Are you snow, Cause I'd like to plow you
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If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
f--- me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? -
The word of the day is Legs, now how bout we go spread the word
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. -
Your not a waitress, but I'll leave a tip for ya.
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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4.Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Pink-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
15. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.
16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
17. Are those real?
18. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
19. You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
20. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
21. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
22. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
23. (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
24. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
25. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? (I LOVE this one!!LOL)
26. f--- me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
27. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
28. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
29. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
30. what's your favorite color? (answer) you'd look good naked in a tub with me!
30. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
31. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
32. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.--Dimitri's fav.
33. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.--Runner up
34. I know milk does a body good, but, DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
35. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
36. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?
37. I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
38. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
39. Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
40. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
41. Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.
42. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
43. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
44. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
45. Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"
46. Hey nice shoes, wanna f---? -
Are you a snickers cause I'm satisfied!
You look a lot like my next boyfriend -
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
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Are you a penny cause I'll pick you up off the street.
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Prepare your anus.
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Does this hand smell like chloroform?
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Girl feel my sweater cause it's boyfriend material lol
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Wow. Hey my watch says you're not wearing panties. Oh you are then it must be 10 minutes fast.
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Ooooooooooo!!! My gravy!!!!! Rofl!!!!!
Is your body McDonald cause I'm lovin it -
Do you like bacon? wanna strip?
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