The Italian man who went to Malta.
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One day i went to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I told a waitress "I wanna 2 pieces of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I want 2 piece!"
She said "go to the toilet"
I say "you no understand I want 2 piece on my plate!"
She said "you better not piss on the plate you son of a b*itch!"
I don't even know da lady and she called me a son of a b*itch!
Later, I go eat at a big restaurant. The waitress brong me a spoon and a knife, but no fork.
I tell her "I wanted a fork"
She telling me "everybody wanna f--- "
I tell her "you no understand I wanna fork on da table! "
She said "you better not f--- on the table you son of a b*itch!"
So I go back to my home, at the hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
"Call da manager! And tell him I wanna sheet!"
He telling me "go to the toilet "
I say "you no understand I wanna sheet on my bed"
He said "you better not s--- on the bed you son of a b*itch!"
I go to de checkout and the man at the front desk say
"Peace on you'
And I said "piss on you 2 you son of a b*itch!"
I'm going back to Italia!
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