Equius come here

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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    That's a shame.
  • niyannah Newbie
    but now i am really scared and i am eleven
  • niyannah Newbie
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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    Why are you scared, honey? I said slaughter the family. I wouldn't touch a hair on your little head.
  • niyannah Newbie
    what dose slaugter mean
  • niyannah Newbie
    listen i am scared because you are going to slaugter my family and i love my family
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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    Slaughter means bloody murder, dear. And I'm sure you love your family, but you love me, too, right?
  • niyannah Newbie
    listen i cant date you if you are going to kill my family
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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    But you love me.
  • niyannah Newbie
    i am sorry i love you but i will have to breakup with you dont come near my family i am sorry but family comes first
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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    Oh, dear. This is devastating, to say the least. I don't know if I can live with this. I guess I should tell Hephaestuschild and Absol heart that they can't date you, either. We're all super into killing people's families.
  • niyannah Newbie
    okay then tell them but you will not kill my family
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    absol heart Senior
    Aw man, @The Coldest Sun. I wanted her to find out on her own and then tell her our little hobby of ours. Now theres no surprise. I guess we'll just have to slaughter the family of someone else,then.
  • niyannah Newbie
    i will call 911 if you do
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    The Coldest Sun Hot Shot
    Okay, but since you loved me so very dearly, I feel obligated to warn you that most of the people on this site are incredibly unhealthy. Hephaestuschild, absol heart and I all like to murder the families of unsuspecting children on the internet. I've heard that 1714 ritualistically devours the hearts of chickens every Friday night. They've been looking for a kid to sacrifice, but can't find any in their area. Zeronightshade and Dark22978 are both cannibals, known to cook anyone they date and serve them to their families at dinner parties. Selena112 acts really nice all the time, but the moment they find out what state you live in, they come there and set everything on fire. This is honestly a really terrible place for dating.

    Sorry, absol heart. But she loved me once. She deserves this warning.

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