WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME IN THE CHEST WITH A SPOON
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Thread Topic: WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME IN THE CHEST WITH A SPOON
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      I'm about to murder someone, steal their immune system, and force myself to get better, with that new immune system. It's been days. f---ing DAYS and I don't feel better in the slightest. f--- you, immune system. You don't do jack s---.
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      *Takes out a spoon*
Eh...
Sorry. 0^0 - 
    
      
      Oh no
don't be sorry
just please
stab my chest with thy spoon
because f--- this hurts - 
    
      
      Curious, is this what the enotion of extreme anger makes humans think? Hm..
[btw I'm Alek and I might have to go soon] - 
    
      
      Fine... if you die, i'll revive you.
*Plunges the spoon into your chest* - 
    
      
      no
this is the emotion of extreme sickness and on the brink of f---ing insanity because the human wont get better.
this human has a massive head ache and chest cold
IN f---ING JULY - 
    
      
      *dies happily*
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      *After 15 minutes, i revive you*
There... i'll do it again as many times as you want.. - 
    
      
      oh no don't revive me please ;-;
but do it again please c: - 
    
      
      Fine... if i need you, then i'll revive you.
*Stabs your chest with the spoon and sets you down* - 
    
      
      *flails with happiness and dies*
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      *Stares at you while sitting next to you*
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      *is not sure what to do as a dead person*
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      *Puts a vampire book next to you*
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      *can I become a vampire??*
 
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