it's me, just looking for something to do
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Thread Topic: it's me, just looking for something to do
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Okay. Im understanding.
So I've got angels in my mouth. So like to get baptized, the cock version, will you have to submerge yourself in semen. What is equal to holy water? -
No it's ball sweat.
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Of course.
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Any other questions? :P Or do you fully understand your new religion?
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I'm in painnnnn
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Sara: why? You okay?
Ale: got it -
That was clever.
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Jimmy Fallon is pretty much Jesus.
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Lip infection as stated in many threads
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I'm so proud of it. I just wish it would be appropriate to tell people.
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Sara: sorry I didn't see it. What happened?
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I feel like the world just can't handle the truth yet. :P
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It's like a yeast infection that attacks the corners of your lips.. Super painful
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I can see it now. . .
Me: Mom, I. . I. . worship the cock
Mom: I do that every night
Me: ew. No. It's like a religion *explains*
Mom: . . . uh
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH *puts condom on head* -
Sara: ow. How long will it last?
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