this is the reasons why I hate being an artist
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Thread Topic: this is the reasons why I hate being an artist
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1. I hate every artist, except for me of course.
2. I hate their art.
3. If the ceiling collapsed on them and they all died, no value would be lost of their existence because you got me.
4. I'm awesome.
5. I'm awesome.
6. I'm awesome.
7. Repeat 4-6 until I become infamous for horrible but fabulous art. -
8. Once I'm infamous, I will conquer parts of the world such as Japan and other countries in Asia and place infinite amounts of malware and every hentai anime known to man in every computer and they'll be force to look at sex all day, every day.
9. After conquering Asia, I will hunt for world domination and mate with clones of Cheezits to give birth to my cheezit infant that will be the thing to unlock the secret awesome fort of top evil world domination. -
...sounds like a plan.
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10. Giving birth to Cheezita Jr. Lopia Hungaria Spainard, Cheezy for short, I will go back to school and Cheezita will turn me invisible and I can embarass all of my enemies, which are girls that flash their boobs and where eye and brow liner that looks like they rubbed burnt crisps from the crusted oven and placed it on their brows and eyes and eyelashes and cut off all their luxurious hair and weave it to make a long ass magical rope to get to the lake of fire to have a party with all the demons and The Lord Of Hell.
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11. The party in Hell was fantastic, the rave where flames of fire were burning into the corpses of the unfortunate and my favorite EDM artist was there, Avicii. I climbed back up into Earth and take Cheezita to find mates so she can reproduce a family to complete the secret awesome fort of top evil world domination. She mates with Ryan Gosling and 10 Snookie Jr. is brought into this world, but they look like a cheezit and a cheetoh spreading it's snack semen everywhere and it got on them permanently. Our plan is complete, let's go for world domination.
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Wait youre an artist? I didnt know
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