you had one job greg darksmith
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Thread Topic: you had one job greg darksmith
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see what you seem to think is I actually give enough s---s to troll you
In reality I just enjoy telling the truth to citizens of the world, unlike you, Greg. -
DAVE: sorry but what youre doing is literally the exact definition of trolling
DAVE: badly
DAVE: i might add -
Not really when I'm telling the truth. Your definition of trolling is weird, Darksmith.
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DAVE: oh man there is no subtlety here
DAVE: im really not into it dude
DAVE: sorry about whatever huge fantasy you have worked out here
DAVE: where you i guess troll me continuously but then slowly reveal yourself to be some really deep and caring person
DAVE: and i realize im actually really in love with you
DAVE: like jumpin right on that marriage bandwagon
DAVE: gonna come find you in some other state on your thirteenth birthday and whisk you away from your evil stepparents or some s---
DAVE: itd be a great plan if we were in a cheesy high school romance movie
DAVE: but were not
DAVE: i dont know maybe try Egbert
DAVE: im sure hed be more than happy to recreate some way overused romance movie cliche with you -
[you have a vivid imagination there.
I could never love you.
It's literally impossible.
Against nature.] -
DAVE: ill take the compliment
DAVE: because hell yeah imagination
DAVE: Spongebob already told us everything we need to know about imagination
DAVE: and i am on top of that
DAVE: but with all due respect
DAVE: (haha)
DAVE: youre the one trying to ensnare me in your online predatory advances
DAVE: i am having none of that
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