It's time for me to come out of the closet.
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Thread Topic: It's time for me to come out of the closet.
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I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and Im f---ing retarded but I dont care, Im beautiful. Im having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Steel Beam and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you cant accept me youre a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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