Bible stories reinvented
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Thread Topic: Bible stories reinvented
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Noah's ark in poo york
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So the story begins, there once was a man called Noah who lived in Poo York, the smelliest city in the world
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let's go back to 14538BC, where there was a poo fight and everyone was evil except Noah. Back in those days poo was so deadley it killed people.
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And there were no knifes they weren't invented till 8753BC. So there. One day as the year was turning into 14587 BC, to celebrate Christmas, people got poo for Christmas and ate there own poo. 1 million people died on that day
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So it was the 1st January 14537BC and God got so angry that he decided to kill everyone in Poo York except Noah.
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On 5 January 14537BC, he was on the Northern Line at Goodge Street where he killed 1 million people. The biggest killing was at Dick-adilly circus on The Dickadilly Line where he chopped off mans dicks and 3 million people died. Luckily one person survived and became a womean. This happened on the 24th of July 14537BC
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OnlyaGlitch Newbie... That kind of offended me since I am a christian.
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Then on the 16th of September at Em-wank-ment on the Bakerloo line he became a driver and killed everyone on that train. Then he drove to Waterpoo and killed everyone by crashing the train.
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He switched trains to the Waterpoo and s---ty Line to Wank where he killed 10,000 people. Then he changed for the Bent-ral line to Liver-piss Street where he poisned 100,000 people. Then he took the Hammersmith and s---ty Line to Raper Street where he raped 67890 people who eventually died.
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Adam123- this is offensive can you please stop.
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By the 31st of December everyone was bloody killed except Noah. This was called the year of the killings of New York. Then Noah said what a s---ty day and God beat him up and died.
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OK
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OnlyaGlitch Newbieyou listen to her but not me...
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No1Simpsonsfan Newbieyeah I said bsr2 has no swear words
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17852 Newbiethis thread is bad
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