Marcie10's Thread
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight
yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide
Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet
Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!
Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
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Do you like them?
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lolololhahahalolololhahaha!!!
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Awesome!
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Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke
Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
o mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops -
Yo mama so stupid,she taped paper to her TV and thought she was watching paperveiw!
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HAHALOL!LMFAO!
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged!
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HAAAAAAA!
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Yo mama do dumb not even google could translate her!
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Yo mama so fat she tried to rob a bank and got stuck in the window.
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