Funny quotes

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Thread Topic: Funny quotes

• scarlet4ever Newbie

  11 years ago
  Dear life,
  When I said 'could this day get any worse?', I meant it as a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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  SG115 Advanced

  11 years ago
  "Did I say giving tree? I meant RAPING tree!"
  "Let's get sexy!"
  "I'm 37, live alone, and has three cats."
• scarlet4ever Newbie

  11 years ago
  Me: goes to school, does all my homework, rarely goes out
  Parents:' you're f---ing out of control
• scarlet4ever Newbie

  11 years ago
  Me: I wanna look good today
  Hair: no
  Body: nope
  Face: nice try

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