pssssst Alexxxxx
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Thread Topic: pssssst Alexxxxx
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*pets Alex*
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*PETS YOUR DEAD BODY*
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*licks Alex*
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*BURNS YOUR BODY AND FEEDS IT TO YOUR PARENTS*
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My parents would never eat me. Silly Eva. *pokes your face*
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*HOLDS A GUN TO THEIR HEADS* yes they will C8
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b----, please.
*Slices Eva's head off with titanium blade-arms*
I'm sorry my dear Eva... But it had to be done. NONE may DARE question the sovereignty of MASTER TOTAL'S SWAG! -
o__e" *dies*
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Nahhhhh they be immortal nigga
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Wait, Eva's f---ing immortal?
*Leaves Universe with jet-pack* -
No, my parents are.
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Oh, okay then.
*Re-enters Universe with epic dive-bomb*
Master TOTAL. I am here to serve. *Salute* -
GUYS THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE WHAT HAVE WE DONE XD
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CUTE'S NOT MY THING.
JOKER HELP ME MAKE THIS THREAD UNCUTE
OPTIONAL: I NEED TO KNOW YOUR d--- LENGTH -
MASTER, YES, MASTER!
*Slices UnLoving through the top of her head through her groin, effectively disemboweling her*
NO LONGER CUTE!
MY d--- IS CURRENTLY 0 INCHES LONG, BUT IT CAN EXPAND AT WILL, MASTER TOTAL!
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