Winx Club.
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Thread Topic: Winx Club.
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Winx Club is a series full of fairies and witches and Lord Of The Rings trolls. They are typical teen whores that have skinny hips and yeast infection that causes them to spazz out of control and destroy everything. They usually wear belly shirts and mini skirts that basically show their asses and their vagina everywhere they go. The show takes place in Assfea, the place that is a reject of the Magical World Of Harry Potter but full of nudity and pot-smoking losers that think they can do magic correctly.
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Characters
Bloom
Of course, they choose the most powerful one to be the main character, how perfect. She is a red-headed ginger that gets the Winx in trouble everywhere they go, In Episode One she wanted to sneak out with her friends to a Mature strip club and drink the night away, which they did, and when they got back to Assfea and get caught up in Ms. Fairygonda's, wow yes they put FAIRY in her name, PMS rath and got sent to the dungeon room which is full of ghetto fairies that got in trouble. She is know for being handicapped and very retarded and nobody knows why she is the leader of the Winx. She possesses the powers of The c--- Dragon, which gives her powers to b---- and have atomic moodswings that wipe out her enemies in a second. -
Stella
The slut of the Winx. She is a stereotypical rich blonde that acts like a 3 year old that has a rash on their butt, she was originally suppose to be the main character and the leader but the producers thought they should add a more realistic leader to the club, which isn't even a real club and they thought that fire powers makes them the most powerful being in the universe. She usually also gets the Winx in trouble and she is hated by the Winx because she uses all of their tampons and throws it all over the bathroom floor. She possesses the power of the Seductive Sun and Moon, which includes her revealing her breasts that looks so awesome it glows like the sun that she blows away her enemies just like that. She has a ring that turns into a large dildo that she calls a 'scepter' so she doesn't get caught in the wrinkly old rat's rath. -
Tecna: She is the fairy of all things technological. As a child, her parents often neglected her. To compensate, Tecna occupied her time perfecting her techno prowess, with the help of her robot servants. She developed a close bond with them for many years until she enrolled in Alfea. There, se is befriended Bloom, Stella, Flora, and Musa. In Alfea, she also met her match in Timmy, a shy, geeky boy who prefers technological interaction than that of face to face interaction.
Personality traits: Intelligent and bashful, yet fearless in combat.
I just wanted to play along. :P -
Musa
The emo of the Winx. She usually listens to Evanescence and screamo and cuts herself. She is usually forgotten by the Winx and yelled at because she always plays her goddamn music in the morning. She usually follows the Winx around because she doesn't wanna be beat up by the cool kids and want's to be considered cool. People mistaken her as Japanese chick that is wannabe ghetto DJ. She possesses the power of Music, which music waves play out of her Ovaries, mostly soundtracks of Avril Lavinge, Britney Spears, and recordings of s---ty nickelback concerts, and alittle of High School Musical. She also wears a pair of headphones, which are completely useless in battle. -
Stella was originally supposed to be leader until Bloom was finalized as leader? Sounds legit, sense Stella is the one to take charge during. Bloom's absence.
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SG- :T No.
Tecna
The lesbian of the Winx. It is pretty clear that she is a guy dressed up as a tomboy and wannabe P!nk wig. She is actually one of the Winx that is less annoying and b----y and a intelligent smartass. She is the sister of XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot but the producers of that show didn't want her to be on there so they thought she would fit perfectly in a girly show full of slutty airbags.
She possesses the magic of Technology and Trolling idiots online, which makes her attacks useful in battle. She is dating Timmy to prove Stella that she, or he, isn't lesbian or homosexual. -
Sorry ~_~ Didn't mean to screw up...~_~
Also, the f---ed up stories about them xD -
Well, Flora is modeled after Jennifer Lopez, so yeah. True fact.
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SG- lawlz. XD I like Winx alot, I just decided to trash them for comical purposes only.
Layla
The African-American of the series. It is clear she is african american because she has the big ass lips and dark skin but they didn't wanna seem to racist so they added weave to her hair. She is the 'Independent' black women to the series and is usually the strongest. She hates Stella because well you know.. Stella is also racist and makes fun of her by painting herself black. She is dating Nabu, but Nabu died by the punk emo version of One Direction(Season 4). She possesses the powers of Kool-Aid and Ocean, which makes her throw kool-aid attacks at her enemies, and also occasional fried chicken. -
Layla's name is also Aisha. Weird she has two names. @_@
Powers of Kool~Aid? Nabu gets killed by punk emo version of 1D? LMFAO XDDD
Stella is a spoiled gal, and yet she's Bloom's best friend. :P -
Trix, no not the cereal.
They are the witches and villians of the Winx in the series, they are the same as the fairies but they are pretty much more useful and they don't own a pair of tiny ass wings. They go to the school called Lusttower, full of long skirted, so lizzie miguire fashion, emo brats that laugh at anyone who thinks fairies are conservative. They are the rejects of W.I.T.C.H, After a few seasons eventually the Trix got kicked out after buying weed from Flora and trying to sneak it in.
Icy
The b---- of the trio. She is a cold, manipulative, witch that wants everything for herself and doesn't care about her 'sisters'. She wants Bloom's power, The c--- Dragon's Flame and to mix it with The Penis Ice Flame, when the producers should know that Fire and Water can't mix but they were smoking something when they created this show. She dresses as a black female teenager that went to a disco party with a mix of japanese. If you wanna learn more about Icy, go search up 'Elsa'. -
What the heck? XD
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Darcy.
The emo of the trio. She is the darkest one out of all of them and is pretty much a Satanist, which is why Stella always tries to defeat her because Stella is a hardcore Christian. She dresses like an outdated 80's teenager and a dark hippie mixed with japanese. She has powers to insert naked pictures of other peoole into the enemies mind, If you wanna learn more about Darcy, check up 'Illuminati'.
Stormy
The sadistic one of the trio. She is quite wild and risk-taking and loves to smoke some pot. She was used for Fanservice, which isn't surprising because she looks like a washed-up Britney Spears. People thought she was black people because she looked like Oprah, but she is actually Spanish. -
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