LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!

Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!

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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  I'm using a computer....
  
  Thirty days have Septober
  April, June, and Nowonder
  All the rest have peanut butter
  All except my dear grandmother
  She had a little red tricycle
  I stole it
  
  I am in love with my little red tricycle
  It has pedals, and a seat that has springs
  And wheels that have spokes
  That don´t speak ´til they´re spoken to
  And a little bell that can ring
  See? See?
  
  Thirty days have Septober
  April, June, and Nowonder
  All the rest have peanut butter
  All except my dear grandmother
  She had a little red tricycle
  It´s mine now!
  
  
  When I´m riding my little red tricycle
  Why do people always stop and ask me
  "Why must you ride on that little red tricycle?
  Act your age, you know you´re forty-three."
  
  
  I didn´t really steal the tricycle from my grandmother
  It followed me home
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  One, two, three!
  Here we go!
  Bedlam, bedlam!
  Ho, ho, ho!
  
  Knock, knock, knock!
  Come right in!
  You´re the people from the looney bin!
  
  How´d you guys get here so soon?
  Did you spot my toy balloon?
  
  Please don´t make the straps too snug.
  I´ve always been a fragile bug.
  
  Must we march?
  Can´t we ride?
  I´ve got my horse parked right outside.
  
  Lock the door and hide the key,
  ´Cause if I get loose, you won´t catch me
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  I live in a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
  In a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
  It´s a beautiful spot where I don´t think a lot
  And mostly I don´t think of girls like you, hoo ha
  I don´t think of girls like you!
  
  
  When I think of the traffic, and horns
  And lights that flash and signs that blink
  And say "Don´t walk" and subways that roar
  And brakes that skreech
  And noisy men drilling holes in the streets!
  
  
  I´m mad for that place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
  Where the people all smile and I play, haha
  And I spend all my time skipping rocks at the ducks
  And I don´t think of girls like you, hoo ha
  I don´t think of girls like you!
  
  You drove me to this and you know that you did
  To the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
  But I couldn´t care less ´cause my life was a mess
  So who needs the human race, haha
  I don´t need the human race!
  
  I don´t have any use for girls like you
  Who tell me what I should say and do
  And how I should cut my hair
  And shave my shoes and shine my face
  I live like a nut in the human race!
  
  So I´m mad for this place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
  And it´s here I shall always remain, haha
  It´s here I shall always remain
  But there´s just one complaint I´ve had so far
  They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
  They´re trying to drive me sane,ho ho
  They´re trying to drive me sane,haha
  They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
  They´re trying to drive me sane,ho ho
  They´re trying to drive me sane,haha
  They´re trying to drive me sane,hee hee
  They´re trying to drive me sane!
• twirling lover Novice

  14 years ago
  AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  What?
• twirling lover Novice

  14 years ago
  So many lyrics idk!!!!*runs in circles screaming*
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• twirling lover Novice

  14 years ago
  Ikr!!!!!*laughing while running*
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  .....
  
  
  Okay, I'm posting more lyrics.
• twirling lover Novice

  14 years ago
  *sighs*ok,i'm just waiting for this quiz i'm addicted to,i luv them!!!!
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  Wolfeyes77 Novice

  14 years ago
  POEMS! THEY ARE INVADING!
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  Poems? Poems? POEMS?!?
  Wha?!?!?
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  Trapped in a lonely body I'm losin' control
  Can't show my emotions and I'm losing my soul
  Could it be that I'm obsessed with feeding my disease
  I couldn't make it know that hidden things that no one sees
  
  Yeah loser I'm a secret loser
  Loser I'm a secret loser
  
  Fighting a losing battle pretending to win
  Repenting to holy unknowns pretending to sin
  All I do is hide the wounds where blood just won't congeal
  Couldn't ever take my soul 'cos isn't there to steal
  
  Yeah loser I'm a secret loser
  Loser I'm a secret loser
  
  Though I'm the loser there is no winner
  There's nothing left to win......
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  OZZYIOMMI Advanced

  14 years ago
  One, two, three, four...
  Hrmm!
  One, two, (one, two, three, four!)
  
  Let me tell you how it will be;
  There's one for you, nineteen for me.
  'Cause I’m the taxman,
  Yeah, I’m the taxman.
  
  Should five per cent appear too small,
  Be thankful I don't take it all.
  'Cause I’m the taxman,
  Yeah, I’m the taxman.
  
  (if you drive a car, car;) - I’ll tax the street;
  (if you try to sit, sit;) - I’ll tax your seat;
  (if you get too cold, cold;) - I’ll tax the heat;
  (if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet.
  
  Taxman!
  
  'Cause I’m the taxman,
  Yeah, I’m the taxman.
  
  Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)
  If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)
  'Cause I’m the taxman,
  Yeah, I’m the taxman.
  
  Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)
  Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)
  'Cause I’m the taxman,
  Yeah, I’m the taxman.
  
  And you're working for no one but me.
  
  Taxman!
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  lilfreakgryl Advanced

  14 years ago
  CHUCK A LATTE
  
  CHOO CHOO

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