Nobody is on

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Thread Topic: Nobody is on

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    HeatherBlue Novice
    o.O tmi....
    Anyway, I wearing what I wore yesterday and my hair looks like one of those Troll dolls.xD
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    Hunteriscool Novice
    XDXDXD

    nothing better.
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    Slim_t Junior
    I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet SueHe trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,"If you don't give me the deed to your ranchI'll saw you all in half!" XDDD
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    Hunteriscool Novice
    XD
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    Slim_t Junior
    "If you don't give me the deed to your ranchI'll saw you all in half!"And then he grabbed her (and then)He tied her up (and then)He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)
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    Hunteriscool Novice
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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    Slim_t Junior
    And then along came JonesTall thin JonesSlow-walkin' JonesSlow-talkin' JonesAlong came long, lean, lanky Jones
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    Hunteriscool Novice
    LOL
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    Slim_t Junior
    you don't know jack schit hunt
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    HeatherBlue Novice
    *comes in*
    *pukes in trashcan and stares*
    *walks out*
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    Hunteriscool Novice
    i dont think so :|
    the song is funny though
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    Slim_t Junior
    ... u okay hep?
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    Slim_t Junior
    let teach you about jack schitt hunt
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    HeatherBlue Novice
    Not really but anyway.
    I'm bored.....lol
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    Slim_t Junior
    Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

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