I'm your boss.
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Thread Topic: I'm your boss.
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The Boss NewbieDo you have the paperwork I assigned you?
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...yes.
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The Boss NewbieGood. Leave it on my desk then.
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I need a raise to support my seventeen starving children and sick dogs, and also to supply my severe addiction to heroin.
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I need a promotion so that my abusive husband won't beat me anymore.
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The Boss NewbieI don't think we can give you that much of a raise to support your vast problems... Sorry.
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The Boss NewbieThat is...unfortunate. Have you tried going to the police for help?
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Yeah. The chief is just sitting on his ass and eating doughnuts. What a cruel world we live in.
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Would it negatively impact my career for me to become a known prostitute?
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The Boss Newbie...I'll see what I can do. However, we are not currently giving out promotions at this time.
Prostitution is not condoned here at this office, nor by the law of the United States of America. I do not recommend you engaging in such an activity. -
Well what kind of company am I working for that will allow an unwed teenage mother of seventeen children who has an obvious drug problem- let alone hire one- wander the streets? I don't have money. I am at huge risk of becoming a prostitute, and you're allowing it. That's just greedy. >:I Tsk tsk.
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The Boss NewbieMiss, I do not make the rules. I simply enforce them. You'll have to discuss your issues with the Human Resources department instead.
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NO. I AM AN AVERAGE AMERICAN AND THAT MEANS I SHOOT THE GODDAMN MESSENGER.
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Sir, must I put the un-wed teen down?
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*Cat demon unwed teen. ewe Try me, sucker.
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