Tell us your best joke!!
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Thread Topic: Tell us your best joke!!
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I know lots of funny jokes; how bout you?? Post em here for others to rate and enjoy! But no rudeness, please!
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(No offense to blondes, who are truly awesome)
So a blonde goes to the store and picks out an item she wants. Then she takes it to the cashier and asks: "Excuse me, can I please buy this TV??"
"Sorry," the cashier replies. "We don't sell to blondes."
The next day the blonde came back, picked out the same item and went up to the cashier with it. "Excuse me, may I please buy this TV??"
"Sorry," the cashier replied once again. "we don't sell to blondes."
Then the blonde decides to disguise herself by dying her hair brown. Then she goes back to the store and picks out the same item. She goes up to the cashier and asks impatiently, "Excuse me, sir, can I please buy this TV?!!"
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the cashier replies with a shrug.
"How did you know I was a blonde?!!"
"This... is a microwave."
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