bah... WALLACE! what are you doing in the bathroom?
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Thread Topic: bah... WALLACE! what are you doing in the bathroom?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE FACE TIMING WITH ONE OF YOUR GAY FRIENDS!
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wallace: IM NOT, GOD DARNIT! i just have... um... the toilets clogged. '.'
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sigh... peter, can you get my computer? mr. dew wishs to play some mad father...
: yes, sire. *waddles away to get my labtop* -
*peter waddles back soon later, with my labtop in his adorable stubby hands*
:her you go, sire. *gives me my labtop*
thank you. now leave.
(i must go. goodbye.) -
Lol wut.
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I want a penguin butler!
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*turns computer on, and opens up the mad father game* ahh, crowy crow! lets save...
wallace: *flushs toilet and walks out as if drunk* heeeey.... -
peter is epic :D
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peter? psh. there is more than 1 peter. peters are a race i discovered. they may seem like natural birds, but they are far more intellegent that the mere bird. they can talk, but never do it infront of humans. they can type and process human words as they please. look out your window. see that "bird?" well, 99% chance that is a spy watching every word you type...
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*shivers and closes curtains*
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scary, no? but, sadly, there are the nemisis of the peters. crows, raven and the such are considered evil peters. they are the bad ones. ever see the flock of them hanging around a wal-mart or a H.E.B? thats because they are waiting for the right moment... to strike... they wait until the moment is right to cut off our food sources, making the human race starve. then, when our numbers are low enough, they will pick us off themselves one by one, thus exteiguishing the human race and taking over the world...
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the reason peters watch you is because they are choosing who to ally with when the take-over comes. there are many other peters, i will list them here.
pheonix: pyro peter
ostrich: megalopeter
bird: peter
crow/raven: evil peter
eagle/hawks: manly peters -
Ok.... can't peters fight them?
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Lol what are parrots and macaws and such?
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they can, but they are too small. the eagles and hawks like to stay out of things, but they dislike the peters and the eagle peters. the pyro peter is only a myth, and it is said that if one had seen the pyro peter thi had been blessed.
the ostrich is a weak fool. megalo is short for megalodon, the worlds biggist shark. ostriches are called that because they are the biggist peter of them all.
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