OH LOOK AT ME. I'M A UNICORNEGUS. RIDE ME.
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Thread Topic: OH LOOK AT ME. I'M A UNICORNEGUS. RIDE ME.
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Rivera: No noooo. No need to be afraid of me. Come to my store. *Points to a van which has the words "Back of the Van Candy Shop" written on the side* You get candy whether you want it or not.
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I want to ride you. Let me ride you.
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Riding is fun. C:
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*hops into the van* CANDY!
o-o Kuro? -
Oops.
*Kuro: *hops into the van* CANDY!
o-o Kuro? -
Rivera: Yes! >:D *Runs to van and presses a button. It blocks and locks all entrances* HURHURHURHUR.
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o-o ...KURO THAT'S A PEDOPHILE!
Kuro: ...candy? -
Rivera: I'll show you some candy alright. ;3
*Stops time* =_- Might I add, there is an unblocked window somewhere in that van...*Resumes time* -
Kuro: ..when? :D *bounces excitedly*
*snoops around the van and finds an unlocked window and opens it, then jumps into the van silently and hides behind a seat, hoping Rivera doesn't notice me* -
Rivera: Lalalalala....Maybe after you....take off your...shirt. (Hurhurhur)
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Kuro: *starts to unbutton shirt* So when am I getting candy..?
o-o KURO NO! *tackles the pedo* HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU. -
Rivera: ^-^ You seem fun, too.
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Kuro: *buttons up shirt all the way* O//////O WHAT!? *slaps the pedo and jumps out the unblocked window*
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Rivera: 030 Ouch.
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