Now it's time for..
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So Mexico's former ex-president Felipe Calderon might (most likely will) become a professor in Harvard university.
First of all, this guy is the same guy who tried to change Mexico's name because "omg no one uses it anyway". (Tried to change it from United Mexican States to just Mexico. Didn't even take to account that this would cause some serious economic problems for the country.)
So yeah, he attempted this during the last days of being in office and once before during his term. Instead of trying to stop all the violence or trying to work with the USA so they'd stop buying illegal s---, he was just all like "hurr gonna change Mexico's name hurrrrrr."
And also, this is the guy who just let 70,000 people die without trying to stop it. I dunno, is this really the right choice for Harvard? xP Calderon is just an idiot in general, and I thought I would be able to rest because the b------ was nowhere near us, but hell now I'm just going to worry about how screwed over Harvard is going to be.
And in Venezuela, everyone is debating over how everything is going to work now. Chavez couldn't in the inauguration for his presidency due to his extreme illness (and he's in Cuba too), therefore nobody is really sure who's the president. The Venezuelan Constitution reads (article 293 if I'm correct) that he must be there, or else he is not really the president.
Venezuela needs to get its ass up. Seriously. Chavez is going to die anyway, so we weren't going to have him there either way. The vice president should be able to take office in this situation if that doesn't screw up with the rest of the Constitution. It's unconstitutional that they allow Chavez to come to office even though he wasn't there three days ago.
Or they can have that other guy that ran for president. He seems like he's responsible.
Ooh, and Brazil's getting ready for Carnivale again I think. Exciting, isn't it? With all the problems in Mexico and Venezuela especially, Brazil still has time to hold ass contests and Carnivale. I'm serious about the ass contests too, by the way. Look it up if you doubt me.
And this was "everyone in Latin America is a dumb--- so we shouldn't even bother with them anymore." -
that was to long for me o read....sorry im lazy XD
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Then don't post.
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America's a dumb--- as well. xD This is why I hate governments in general, they rarely if ever get anything done.
So now I propose we form the United Awesome States of Awesomesauceness. -
So basically North America except Canada and Chile are dumbasses. Well, seems legit. xP f---ing governments.
Yeah! We just need to form it in some place no one gives a s--- about. Then Prussia can govern us. -
I know right. Let's go raid their ovaries~!
xD Yeah, and then we can twist his nipples when we're not too keen on his legislation and stuff. -
Yeah~ :D I'll claim their vital regions too.
Oh my God, my lungs.. xD
If it gets serious, there's always cutting up his four meters so Austria can put them in the blender. :'D -
That's the spirit! xD
Mine as well. xD
Definitely, I'm sure Austria won't mind at all~. -
xD That's the spirit Squidward~
x3
Nope, then afterward he can have a nice penis smoothie. :3 -
F is for friends that do stuff together~ :D
Penis smoothies are the best. ^^ wut -
U is for ukulele~
((I like it when people abbreviate ukulele as uke. xD "I'm going to play with my uke. :D))
Yeah~ Of course they are. They have milk in it too. .3. -
N is for 'nywhere and 'nytime at all~
((That's awesome. xD I shall start doing that.))
Oh Dios, the mental images. xD -
Down here in the deep blue sea~! :'D
((Oh yes bby. xD))
Oops, sorry. xD Shouldn't have said that. -
^o^
((Oh gurl~ xD))
Nono, it's fine. I enjoy when we give each other le images. :D -
:3
((bby gurrrrl~))
I enjoy that too, my favorite things about us. xD
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