My apology letter regarding my period.
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Thread Topic: My apology letter regarding my period.
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Dear Esteban,
First, I'm sorry that every month I make all these Brazilian families near Rio de Janiero lose their homes. My vagina, though, is a very picky person so I had no choice over who got the flood. She would have chosen Mexico City, but since Mexico is a s---ty enough place she said no. So she had to chose you, Brazil, because you're kinda s---ty but not as s---ty.
Secondly, I understand it must smell terrible during the last few days of my period. Please take these Febreeze air fresheners as my apology. Just make sure that you don't spray too much, or you'll contaminate your air.
-Liz -
It's so nice of you to so politely apologize for your uncontrollable flood gates, Alice. :I
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Is it bad that I laughed?
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@Maru I know right. I'm a wonderful person. :|
@Audree No, it's not bad.. xD -
Odef~
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