My dad was telling me what went on
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Thread Topic: My dad was telling me what went on
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Oh dear God, why? xD
Okay, well first my dad had made some burritos to take as he was on the bus, cuz you know people get hungry. So when he actually got to Mexico, he still had some left. So he gave some to my aunt Nancy and my uncle Baldin. So my uncle Baldin runs a menudo restaurant, and he has a helper. The helper saw the burrito and, since they're in Mexico and everyone wants to make you feel at home in their house (the restaurant is ran at my uncle's home), he ate it. Then my uncle was like, "s---, who ate the last burrito? Jansito? Don't you understand those are f---ing AMERICAN burritos?!"
Then one the day of la Virgen de Guadalupe's birthday, they caused a big parade and s--- like that in the streets. My dad was telling me, like laughing a lot, that he was nearly crying because my uncle Baldin didn't want to come on in the pictures he was taking for me, and when he would come out in them, you could see his f---ing annoyed face. x'D He showed me the pictures and I was trying not to laugh that hard.
And so when my dad was heading back to the states, there was this old guy, in his 70s I think. And he has a broom with him because he said, "You can't get f---ing brooms in the USA, so I brought this one with me!" The lady in the next seats was telling him. "Why do you have the broom? Why are you on the bus? You can go flying on the broom!"
Then what made me laugh is when the guy had said, "I have the broom next to me instead of under with the luggage because those f---ing drivers are capable of getting it so they can broom around on the ground without my notice."
Ahh.. Silly Mexico and Mexicans, why you so funny and weird? -
Haha. xP
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Yeah. x3 It was funnier in Spanish though..
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Of course it was. xP
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As usual..
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Yep.
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