I'm writing a story.
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ihaveahat NewbieThere was once a man who woke up in a dumpster after a long night a hard partying. He was so wasted he barely knew where he was and started to laugh hysterically. It was then that his boss was walking by on the street, wearing his fancy shamancy suit and thinking he was the s---. However, it was clear that the reason he was in this part of town was that he just finished seeing his prostitute. He had to go to a prostitute because nobody wanted to have sex with him unless he gave them money. A lot of money. Anyway, back to the dumpster man. Said dumpster man climbed out of said dumpster and swaggered over to his boss.
"Hey you!" He said, his voice just barely recovering from the hard liquor. The boss turned around, the wrinkles on his face even clearer now in the neon street lights. His eyes widened a bit behind his thick-rimmed glasses, surprised to see his co-worker out this late. "Oh, Gregory. Funny to see you out this la-" "Shut the f--- up." Yes, the man in the dumpster was named Gregory. In fact, he was actually a very well-respected worker, so the boss found it strange to see him piss drunk and reeking of coffee grounds and dog poop. "I have had enough of your s---!" The boss was obviously stunned, and stood there silently. It was only when the wind blew off his fakeass hair piece that he moved, running to catch it. The hair piece flew into the sewage drain, however, and the boss had not been watching where he was going, and was hit head on by a garbage truck.
Gregory laughed hysterically, watching his now dead boss being tossed in the back of the garbage truck. "Haha! Hahahaha!" So then Gregory staggered back to his dumpster to take a nap. It wasn't until he was half asleep that he felt the dumpster move. Oh no! The Russians are invading! It's nuclear war! That is surely the most logical explanation! It wasn't until he was flung into a pool of deeper garbage and the dead body of his boss that he realized what happened. "Man, how am I going to get myself out of this s---?!"
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ihaveahat NewbiePlease review! D: It makes me feel insecure in my abilities. :'(
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There once was a girl who was asleep. Then she woke up to find herself in a dog house. She also had nothing to eat.
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