Dumbest Yahoo Questions Ever

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Yahoo! Answers is an interesting place to go sometimes. It's full of useful and occasionally entertaining questions and answers. But sometimes...you find weird stuff.

Sure, you've got your averages Joes on that site, asking simple, understandable questions. But then you pull up a question about turtles and orange juice and have no idea what is happening. What do reptiles and juice have to do with Yahoo! Answers?, you may be asking yourself. Find out below right now!

Created by: Fallout3

  1. All right, a couple things you should know before beginning to read these. 1) They are all 100% true, legit questions. I made none of them up. 2) I am quoting exactly what the question said; my grammar is not that horrible. :) Enjoy!
  2. Is it true that blacks are able to run faster than regular people because of an extra bone in their ankle?
  3. How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us at night?
  4. Are there any girls that like too were diapers for fun please help?
  5. Is throwing ur hair in the garbage safe?
  6. Why do people always look like foods to me?
  7. How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
  8. I want to stick a ball of hair together but so it stays fluffy. What can I use?
  9. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF.
  10. I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
  11. I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?
  12. How do I become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year.
  13. I thought cantelope was an animal?! i always thought that a cantaloupe was that animal that has horns and they live in Arizona and stuff, but i was shopping for groceries yesterday and i saw they had cantaloupe meat on sale. so i was like yeah sure i'll try it, but what i saw, wasn't a cantaloupe. it was some white and green fruit thing! what's up with this?
  14. Why are there school? is a point to it?
  15. Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?
  16. What is the best place to ask questions online? i mean, or there any QA forums like on yahoo or anything?
  17. How do you spell government?
  18. Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?
  19. I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

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